Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.

I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.

by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023

FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.

Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.

by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020

Facebook Rape

The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.

Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.

Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.

by Dante1940 March 17, 2010

Facebook insomnia

A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.

David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

Facebook whore

A person on social networking sites like facebook, myspace, etc. who will add everyone and everything they see.

A typical Facebook whore has thousands of "friends" they do not personally know.

John: "Wow, Rick has 4677 friends, I didn't know he was so popular!"

Cassie: "He's such a Facebook whore!"

by PassionSmile December 22, 2009

Facebook Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Facebook, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Facebook Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Facebook Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

by Johnny Twothumbs September 29, 2010

Facebook Party

A time in which a large number of people log on to facebook because they are either bored or have nothing better to do. Often occurs at LAN parties in between games or in class while the professor babbles on about something. See also Myspace Party.

I just owned you in that game! You set up the next one, I''m having a Facebook party.

by Xantitide November 8, 2007