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Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.
Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!
by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020
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ethan

ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.
“ethan is such a cheating bitch
“all he cares about is his hair”
by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020
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Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with
Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock
by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020
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Ethan Alexander

An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020
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Ethan Saul

Ethan Saul is quite literally the dumbest person I've ever meet, however this also makes him very funny and enjoyable.

P.s May be racist and homophobic
*Ethan Saul*, "Get em tiger"
by BigBoyChristian February 13, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!

We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️
Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!

Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!

Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?

Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!

Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)

Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!

Friend of girl 1: you got this!

Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?

Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!

Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?

Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?

Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!
by Irish-dancer February 19, 2020
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has a small 🅱enis and is gay
by ethan you are gay February 21, 2020
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