At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

Brynn ear

When one or both ears poke through the hair like Greenville Brynnions.

1. Hey get rid of your Brynn Ear!!
2. I could see her Brynn Ear from 2 miles away.
3. The girl had trouble doing her hair because, her Brynn Ear kept sticking out.

by Tres-Amigos October 17, 2021

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024