deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022

Evil Ears

The term Evil Ears refers to the ability for someone to understand and appreciate the genres of death metal and black metal as both genres feature harsh, distorted vocals. One can acquire this ability by listening to either genre on a regular basis. Time varies person to person on how long this may take.

It just takes time and you'll develop evil ears

by ScreamynDemon June 03, 2011

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 06, 2013

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)

You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!

by WolfpackFlowershade October 04, 2022

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.

Lets listen to ear nutrients!!

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024