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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
by brian6015 February 10, 2018
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
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cow pawed

by Dialecter January 23, 2017
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Fat Cow

A piece of crap who is a fat cow. He drinks from his dad's milk eats from others plates. Basically, Adi
Look the Fat Cow is approaching
by HelloThere2111 December 11, 2019
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cow game

a game where two people get down on all fours really close to each others' face and moo. first one to laugh loses
girl 1: hey do you see those hot boys over there
girl 2: yeah what are they doing
girl 1: lol they are playing the cow game. it's hilarious. let's go get their snaps
by *whipsoutmeatscepter December 11, 2019
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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
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