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Christmas cringe

The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.
Anna from the front row actually stood there and made me open it in front of her. I couldn't pretend I had no Christmas Cringe so now she's telling everyone what a bitch I am for not liking the light-up reindeer socks she gave me.
by Jen Minola December 1, 2005
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White Christmas

by N/A January 2, 2004
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christmas

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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Christoper Meloni

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.
by torrentia July 10, 2006
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Chris Pirillo

A TechTV Veteran. He streams live video 24/7, where he and the chat are typically talking tech. He also has a YouTube Channel and a blog. He currently resides in Seattle, Washington.
Dude, I was watching Chris Pirillo at live.pirillo.com and I actually learned something!
by Kaleb Joe February 15, 2008
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Christian Patriot

AKA Terrorists. Believe that "Zionist control everything", and that taxes are wrong, (well throw the patriot part out there), And the country should be a theocarcy
Christian patriots are hadly patriots at all
by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
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Christmas

syn. to Yule/Yuletide, originally a pagan holiday incorporated into the Christian religion to ease the shock of converting the pagans. jesus was born around april 19th.
In order to convert the germanic huns, jesus was portrayed as a warrior, in order to convert the romans, he was displayed as a kind but fierce saint. in both instances holidays were absorbed into the christian religion so that the new converts would not have to rememorize holidays and festivals.
by earthern April 14, 2005
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