The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
by Applesauce0917 April 05, 2020
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One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away
by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015
by Ibby_Libby June 06, 2014
October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me February 01, 2015
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 02, 2021