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White Canadian

(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.
Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.
by SmellyMell December 15, 2016
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Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
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Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.
We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.
by Ucosude August 19, 2020
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canadian saxophone

It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
Unicorn
by DJM92 June 13, 2018
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Canadian Security Intelligence Service

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao
by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off
Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight
by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022
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