the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010

cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

Chunnel Cake

A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.

"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."

by NeverSleepsEver September 10, 2010

coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

flavor cake

the act of giving a rim job while swallowing a load

This freak I was with last night got a flavor cake

by rexxraptorr December 1, 2010

Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.

Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(

by p4kk4s December 15, 2010