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the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"
by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010
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cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.
Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked
by Tok Kim April 17, 2004
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Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.
Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.
by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018
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cake house

A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.
by CheddarRuffles April 5, 2017
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Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.
Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(
by p4kk4s December 15, 2010
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Revenge Caking

Verb
The passive aggressive eating of cake when angry.
My friend began revenge caking when I couldn't meet up with her to eat the birthday cake she had bought me.
by BubnLud April 19, 2018
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Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"
You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.
by Drew.Cliff January 9, 2020
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