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brandon 8

is a bicth ass nigger who like dick and cum
brandin is such a brandon 8
by samluna February 16, 2024
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Brandon Nelzi

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi
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Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018
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Brandon

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck
by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
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Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham
by Audon October 9, 2019
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Brandon Mendoza

A man who enjoys to hang out with his significant other, play valorant, and loves to be with Olivo!
by Alex Loza January 14, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
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