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tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009
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Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
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Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer
by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
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Fuck tard

Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"

Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
by The urban 101 July 3, 2023
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