Weed

a kind of plant that if you smoke you will be higher than the sky modafaka
but once a wise man said

Smoke Weed Everyday

Snapp Dawg

Jason: Dude wanna smoke some weed to be the lead?
Tom: Nah I'm fine, in the other hand I'd like 12 tons, thank you

by whyryoureadinthisitwastingtime October 6, 2020

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Weed

Marijuana, a type of cigarettes that some people love smoking 🚬

Friend 1: Hey Jason, would you like some weed?
Friend 2: Yessir
Friend 1: Here, have some
Friend 2: *Smokes weed everyday*

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

Industry Weed

An industry plant that is correctly identified as such, in most cases never getting enough attention to be accepted by the public because of their shitty music. Often found outside of its natural habitat (Los Angeles) classifying this type of plant as an invasive species.

There’s too many industry weeds in my backyard!

by Iamnotajackolantern October 5, 2023

WEED

WEED your can smoke

hey dude want some weed!

by w3erewetr3 July 12, 2017