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shutcho trap up

An informal way to say 'shut up'. Can be related to 'shutcho bitchass up' or 'shutcho fuckin ass up'. Often used by hardcore toxic adult gamers.
Coversation in the group chat of the bros-
Dude A- LMFAO I BE GETTIN SUSSY AS FUCK IMAGES AND GAY AS FUCK TEXT FROM (Dude B) LOOOOOOOOL CAUGHTCHO ASS IN 8K ULTRA HD JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE DEFINITION-
Dude B- LISTEN I AINT GAY I BE GETTIN HACKED BELIEVE ME PLS DUDE
DUDE A- NAH BRUH YO BE DOWN BAD DEEP IN THE OCEAN MAN CAUGHTCHO ASS IM FINNA EXPOSE YO BITCHASS TO YO GF
Dude B- NIGGA SHUTCHO TRAP UP YO MY FRIEND OR FOE SHUTCHO BITCHASS UP
Dude C- yo Dude (B) Im down if yo wanna dm me those lets hang out my baby boy ;)
Dude B- NIGGA I AINT GAY THERES A FUCKING HACKER AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE (C)1//!1?/
by a fucking dude February 26, 2022
mugGet the shutcho trap upmug.

ur grandpap a trap

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
mugGet the ur grandpap a trapmug.

Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
by Dickttrap January 5, 2020
mugGet the Mexican Dick Trapmug.

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013
mugGet the Chinese ham trapmug.

Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.
Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.
by cumman69 January 25, 2012
mugGet the Mongolian Fish Trapmug.

Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on
“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”
by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019
mugGet the Mexican Glue Trapmug.

Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.
Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”
by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022
mugGet the Russian Salmon Trapmug.

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