church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

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by Ari_Poppy October 10, 2021

h

The best letter in the universe, even better than g :vomit:

Dude you know the letter h? It's the best letter ever.

by h, from roombi345 (the_moment) January 11, 2022

H-Beatz

Up-coming Music producer, beat-boxer and singer on YouTube

H-Beatz is so cool. He is on the beat.

by TheMarminator3000 July 17, 2024

H

synonym to e

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by dmitrij201 June 28, 2023

Code H

Means "Code Hot" or "Code Hottie"

Used to describe an attractive guy or girl without them knowing

"Yo, dude, she's a Code H"
"I know right, she's a 10"

by Titflickersanddicklickers November 23, 2016

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by SNiperamaShellLeague December 10, 2023