Philly Billy in the Willy

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo
Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy
by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 26, 2024
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A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.
The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!
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A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 03, 2021
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Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.
Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
by Dogonduck September 29, 2021
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Willy Barbour

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.
person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender
by ComradeClark January 23, 2020
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Slip you a willy

To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee
A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.
by Boozin Croozer May 04, 2018
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No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos
Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay
by Bubbas bubbles June 06, 2019
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