2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 07, 2019
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 04, 2018
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nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 07, 2019
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Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read
Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.
by TWENNE February 10, 2022
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christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports
Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.
by christian wood June 13, 2021
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lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum
person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022
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chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
by Brainydaps January 13, 2023
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