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Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
by riddz April 26, 2015
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Turkey Stick

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"
by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015
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turkey tickle

The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).
hey that turkey tickle really got my gravy flowing!
by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015
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turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.
by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016
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Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
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Turkey in the Freezer

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016
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Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016
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