Turkey

Fucking 3 different bitches within 3 days.
Derived from a turkey in bowling where you score three strikes in a row. Can be pulled off very carefully, just remember to wash your dick.

John: Bro, I just got a turkey! No shit, and they were all fine!

Brandon: Damn, you’s a real fuckboy

by YungKrysto December 1, 2017

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020

Turkey

East Greece

Turkey? I think you mean Ανατολία

by Cataphractoi June 3, 2020

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Turkey

Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours

Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah

Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak

by BulgarianLion December 4, 2021

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020