lesbian eating out

For a woman to eat out another woman it feels awesome

1st make sure your naked and are both wet then finger her then wipe ur fingers on her breasts then sit on her breasts do what u want
Next suck her out still on her breast and lick away
Janet and I love lesbian eating out
by totall sexpert August 25, 2014
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eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006
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eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
by cinderll44 August 19, 2015
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eat your hat

lost the bet, the argument, you were wrong
and so now,you have to pay up, according the bet :
"if obama wins, i'll eat my hat"
"the bet was,.if obama wins you will not only eat your hat, u will also kiss my ass on main street at at high noon it's twelve o'clock.i'm droppin' drawers now bitch".
"if the 76'ers make the playoffs you will eat your hat?"
"u said, if romney loses,u will not only eat your hat, but also burn your KKK hat, join the green party and go to San Fran and party with the gays on New Year's Eve Well, Happy New Years Buford , Time ta bend over and take it like a man, you big fat red state bitch yee haww!"
by tiemeupandspankme November 24, 2012
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eat my shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
by ashmoree July 08, 2009
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EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire
noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
by drumac January 09, 2009
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eat drillbit fucktard

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.
by Greg August 31, 2003
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