Death Run

The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.

I had a successful Death Run last night.

by goatweed420 September 9, 2019

The Black Death

La Toya Jackson...

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!

by FegelFatso January 15, 2020

Death Crime

Any documentary television show, movie, or series on the subject of forensic science and/or murder investigations.

Friend: "Where's Mary?"

Mary's Husband: "Oh, watching her death crimes...probably planning my murder!"

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe March 26, 2020

White Death

A derogatory term for semen storm. For example, a white death can and will occur when there's an attractive nude female within the vicinity of five or more horny teenagers and they all happen to ejaculate simultaneously. Hot.

Mary: Yo Kurtis I got the white death last night.
Kurtis: Oh shit nigga

by autismcacneraids March 21, 2017

death gate

A metaphorical gate a player makes that makes other players who walk through it die before they get a chance to do anything.

Teammate: They built a death gate in their spawn.
Other Teammate: *walks through to check and dies*

by BillNyeThePizzaGuy July 4, 2017

Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.

I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.

by Whathobo February 18, 2017

death to oatmeal

A reference to the comic series "Calvin & Hobbes".
Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.

Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.

"death to oatmeal!!!!!"

by ExoSceleton January 4, 2017