Hanger titties

When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES

Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!

by Craigbc72 December 12, 2015

Irregular-titty

The act of attempting to pronounce the word "irregularity" but says "irregular-titty"

"The doctor said Brian has an irregular-titty with his heartbeat."

by Jamie Hartzell June 21, 2019

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Titty Blowjob

When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.

Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.

by Finley Is A Hoe December 5, 2019

titty kitty

a nude where you show your tittys and kitty

boy: “damn i just really want a titty kitty rn”

by ur DAdDDY December 22, 2019

titty pop

When a girl pulls her shirt up and her titties pop out

Damn that titty pop was hot

by Linguisticat August 3, 2019

tittie land

A make believe place where a large amount of chicks with great tits walk around topless.

Last night in my dream I was in tittie land. I woke up with the blanket looking like a tent had been erected.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 15, 2017