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tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.
You just got tardded on, goodnight.
by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021
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Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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Tard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "
by King Azreal October 5, 2018
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Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro September 15, 2016
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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
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Cuck Tard

An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.
Destiny is one of the most unimportant unimpressive cuck tards I’ve ever known
by JaeNikDoh November 18, 2025
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