skin smiling

an insincere and fake “smile” that usually doesn’t reach someone’s eyes. this type of “smile” will typically feel creepy or off putting because it is.

“dude, my dog was skin smiling at me last night!”
“did you check it for a zipper?”

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 8, 2010

smokin skins

The act of screwing large numbers of sluts in a short period of time.

I was definately smoking skins last weekend.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

skin village

The umbrella term to acknowledge that the two will partake in sexual activities that will result in jizzing or splooshing like savages.

Boys, I'm going on a long trip tonight.

SKIN VILLAGE!

by Salty River November 17, 2016

Skin knuckle

A tiny penis that is not erect but is verry tiny and holds it self up by its own tiny size

Tom: hey Joe why did your girl leave you?

Joe: well tom I'm pretty sure the last words she told me before she left with you to your place last Night was " hey tom eat a dick cause that's all your good for with your tiny little skin knuckle !

by Tacoliker March 28, 2018

Skin Whistler

Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.

Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you

by Monion12 April 20, 2011

other cats to skin

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"

people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2015