That Green Nut

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.

"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."

by Thickicka September 3, 2018

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Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present

Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.

by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009

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nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009

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Dux nuts

A thing or situation that seems to be the best there is.
Dux: smartest person in a classroom
Nuts: His balls/testicles
It is Aussie slang

"His car is the Dux nuts"
"The computer I have is the Dux nuts"
"This holiday is the Dux nuts"

by trepidations February 20, 2009

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sport nut

A sport nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her favorite sport(s).

-dude do you now when brazil won the world cup?
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.

by j@nn August 16, 2015

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