Suck a horse cock

A word used to suck a dick in rage.

"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"

by Gofollowmeon@vexpxlz:) March 24, 2023

Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022

amazing jazz horse

See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.

In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.

by BJ608 February 13, 2015

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

American horse pirate

a longer way of saying cowboy

“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”

by shatisthat June 30, 2021

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022