funny mud pee

An English phrase which has similar pronunciations with a Chinese dirty talk: fang nimade pi, which literary means 'fart your motherfucker' or 'fart your mother's fart'. Basically a rude expression of 'go to hell' or 'fuck off'.

The origin is under one of Donald Trump's tweets. He claims that the Covid-19 is 'Chinese virus', and Chinese people used this word to present their disdain for him.

'Donald Trump is a good president.'
'Funny mud pee!'

by DDDDDCTXRBIA March 25, 2020

stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

by joe deezt fo sheezy my neezy March 22, 2011

whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

dick mud

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009

turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007