by big bad mon May 29, 2022
Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
by The Matthew October 17, 2020
A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
Matthew looks like shrek
by habbababababbababbagaba69 February 12, 2023
Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 23, 2021