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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
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Chode

a penis that is wider then that is longer!
Donald Trump Jr is a CHODE!
by wo-14 July 5, 2023
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Chode

A word used to describe Dundee City Council’s Clerk of Works
Paul, the clerk of works, is a chode
by JohnWayneBuilders April 29, 2019
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Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.
“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode
by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019
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Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.
by the marker box April 3, 2019
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Chode

Another word for a game console such as xbox or PlayStation
I broke my chode yesterday because I was playing with it for too long
by Bill Cosby is daddy July 25, 2022
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sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.
Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode
mugGet the sperm chodemug.

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