short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
Stop being a short sad sam
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
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Girl shorts

Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.
Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
by Hot povket March 26, 2022
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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 13, 2022
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head February 22, 2012
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short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.
-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro
by Chris_MD March 17, 2020
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Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short
Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget
by AmazingHalo1313 December 03, 2019
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