Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 07, 2016

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 18, 2012

texas 10-4

Common trucker term used to confirm agreement

"sounds good " "definitely"

Jim:be at the truck stop in ten
Rick:that's a Texas 10-4

by Ck94 February 06, 2017

Texas 3 way

When people engage in a threesome and one wears a cowboy hat, one of them wears cowboy boots and the 3rd one is riding a pony.

Joe - Dude we got wasted last night and 1 had a Texas 3 way with Brandy and Linds
Steve - giddeyup cowboy!

by Elegantredneck April 24, 2019

Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

by Meek12 April 03, 2014

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

by Treatmonkey June 12, 2020