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Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
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Ben Wheeler, Texas

Good ole country town deep in the heart of East Texas filled with Rednecks and Dip cans.
I heard ole Jimbo passed out at the buckout in Ben Wheeler, Texas.
by Bucknasty03 November 6, 2018
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Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time
Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.
by definitlee September 15, 2021
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Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.
Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'
by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019
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texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.
"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."
by Meek12 May 15, 2014
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