flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.

Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos

by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

stripper taco

A stripper that lovesloves tacos

A stripper ate a taco off the street yesterday which makes stripper taco

by 7rdhdhcifufu April 18, 2019

Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

by jagerhall August 8, 2019

Holo Taco

A holo taco is... well. Hm.
Lemme explain holo first.
Holo is short for holographic, which is something shiny that can come in any colour or form, that when light is reflected off it, it shines rainbow MAGIC SHIT!
Or for the idiots:
Holo: holographic glitter
Taco: a simply nailogical (Cristine with no ‘h’) abbreviation for top coat.

Or, holo taco could mean simply’s new nail polish line! It’s beautiful cristine I own one

Now let’s add a hOlO tAcO to seal it allll in!

by SquishySuperStar August 11, 2019

Texas Taco

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.

Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.

by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019

Glossy Taco

Glossy Nail Top coat, a term used by HoloSexuals*. "Glossy Taco" Was a term created By Canadian Youtuber Simply Nailogical.

*Her subscribers are called Holosexuals

"And now for a glossy taco to seal in that glittery goodness"

by L.Luna.P January 7, 2018

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

by stressedisdessertbackwards April 5, 2017