clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

Glam clam

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .

I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .

by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”

“Dont worry about it bro, its clams”
Or
“Its all clams”

by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025

shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 20, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

Clam Bagger

Native or wanna be native (Lansdowne Transplant) of the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Holds a serious grudge against those from the western shore, however regularly goes across the bridge to steal their jobs.

Without us chicken neckers and our tourist dollars, you clam baggers would be living in abandoned cars!!

by Necker 135 September 29, 2018

Clam Slam

To interrupt or prevent female arousal or sexual activity. Equivalent to the term used amongst men (cock block)

Ashley and Jenny were hooking up when their friend Stephanie walked in unannounced and interrupted them. Ashley yelled, “Steph, don’t be such a clam slam & call next time before you come over!”

by Clandy February 27, 2024