Refers to a girl that appears attractive inside a building, particularly in dimmed lighting, but when viewed outside in the sunlight reveals a blemished face, cleverly hidden by thick makeup, that is less noticeable without the natural light. Subsequently, she is deducted a couple points on the one to ten hottness scale.
Mike: Hey Bill did you ever hook up with that chick from your Spanish class?
Bill: No man, the class went for a picnic a couple days ago, and she is definitely just inside hot.
Mike: So what? You don't have to fuck her on the patio do you?
Bill: God bless light switches
Bill: No man, the class went for a picnic a couple days ago, and she is definitely just inside hot.
Mike: So what? You don't have to fuck her on the patio do you?
Bill: God bless light switches
by Kim4321 March 04, 2010
When your fucking a girl doggystyle and you pull out and instead of cumming you surprise her with a hot shit on her back and scream you get a new car
by Tommy shit March 01, 2018
When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.
Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
by supernerdpp August 04, 2010
Acting out of the ordinary.
by Jimmie_H116 April 18, 2017
by Mj0687 July 17, 2021
Austin: Bro I fucked this girl last week and now it burns when I pee.
Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.
Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.
by aicwebbtmac November 16, 2017
Cindy: Yo, did you hear about Adam? Roger: Yea! dude caught a hot one. Cindy: Judge gave him 25 to life Roger: Sick ass foo
by Noworlaterr September 03, 2021