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Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.
Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.
by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008
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Rocks in tube socks

When a bare breasted girl bends over and her tits get really long as all the weight falls to the end. It resembles rocks in tube socks held at the top
Yo Brian, one of them bitches that was naked in the hot tub the other night bent over to get her flip flops and her titties hung down like rocks in tube socks. Thought them titties was gonna hit the ground.
by Mill-na July 9, 2009
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red sock ranger

A person who is in the habit of giving red sock to people. Usually a person who is a maintenance supervisor, and whos sexuality is in question.

May also like cats and bees.
C dub has another red sock again. That darned Red Sock Ranger needs to give him a break.
by Red Sock Ranger September 10, 2008
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toe sock

"toe sockin"
by noixz January 14, 2009
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Thigh high socks

The thing of your dreams. Seen in almost all hentai or school-based anime. This thing can seduce almost anyone or anything including toasters.
Girl: hey boys you want a treat.
Boys: we're watching anime so go away
Girl: but I'm wearing Thigh high socks.
Boys: Owo
by Mr. Pepper October 6, 2019
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Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019
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Sock N' Vag

the act of shoving a used sock of either the male or female that just had sexual intercourse without a condom. the male bursts and the female is left with his manly juices oozing from her beaver. a sock is placed partially inside this entrance to absorb these fluids her partner left behind.
"Becky felt she was ready to pull the sock out because she was done emptying her vagina of Dillon's semen."

She demonstrated the "Sock N' Vag"

"Promptly after exploding inside of me, my boyfriend was sweet enough to put his sock inside of my vagina."

vag
semen
fluids
sock
by <3me22baby<3 July 19, 2009
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