Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit

Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."

by Congregation September 27, 2017

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

Browning Your Sausage

Anal Sex

Browning Your Sausage

by Fox/Mont January 25, 2010

Just pullin' your sausage

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting.

Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..

Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!

by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011

long Island sausage

A girthy meat rod that belongs to a Strong Islander

" Darla said that we were out of sausage, and I told her that I got plenty a Long Island sausage right here!"

by Ronno Deluxe October 23, 2013

locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.

"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."

by DireDoge June 7, 2014