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San Luis Valley

A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here

Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)

2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.

Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"

Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"

Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
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A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
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Comic Sans

A font that doesn't actually look that bad but is hated because it's childish and overused by school work and powerpoint presentations.
I can't believe no one in my class noticed i was using comic sans.
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sans

An Indonesia slang term for "relaxed", derived from the Indonesian word "santai" with this same meaning.
After a long week at work, I'm just going to keep it sans this weekend and chill at home.
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Sans

A lazy skeleton man from undertale, also the brother of Papyrus. He makes a lot of puns, like Withered Bonnie or something. But if you say you hate him in the middle of a conversation with people who play undertale, you're gonn have a bad time.
*random conversation about undertale*
kid #1: Who's better, sans or papyrus?
literally 95% of them: Sans!
random kid: i hate both of them, especially sans.
Kid in the corner: Get him
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Sans

When you're lazy as hell and won't do anything.
Yo, have you seen Sans?
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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 2, 2020
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