stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Up the pipe

Upping the pipe refers to someone pulling out a weapon. The “pipe” refers to the barrel of the weapon.

If you don’t give me my money twin ima up the pipe on you fool

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Busted pipe

The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe

My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.

by Gannimal June 1, 2018

Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush

“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”

by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022