petty

an act of being a sandy infested vagina. one, who backs out of most obligations and agreements. also considered a "weakbody", or one who's body falls into the category of weak and/or obscure.

Bob- "Hey buddy! You wanna crunch it?"

Nate- "Sorry bromosexual, I gotta go buy lots of food, and save money, so I can have a nice wedding. And I cant go drinking with yall. I spend to much money."

Bob- "Awwww, dude come on. Don't pull a petty!"

Nate- "psht, psht, psht, psht...."

Bob- "You are such a petty"

by cajunass November 22, 2011

petty

Petrol, gas.

"Have you got $5 to throw in for petty money."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Petty wap

An old hag who can’t focus on her own life so she posts definitions on urban dictionary.

Let’s clap back with a REAL petty wap; nice try.

by Pettywapqueen March 24, 2018

prettykill.net

one of the best damn sites around!

hey, have you checked out prettykill.net? that site kicks ass!

by b. esrever February 10, 2004

prettyplease

1. n. An email or personal request for assistance with a task, especially expedited assistance. 2. v. To make or send such a request.

Jeb sent me a prettyplease asking if I'd help him bury his wife before the sheriff found out.

I prettypleased Zylphia to move our order to the head of the line.

by delusionary March 11, 2010

petty officer

A low-ranking officer

"He's a petty officer, he just joined a month ago."

by Maxaraxa December 4, 2013

pretto

A black person who is considered preppy by blacks and ghetto by whites.

"She is so pretto, look at her button-up"

by Amber W September 16, 2005