Porn Night

A night of the week where it is a mutual, but indirect, agreement where a group of people all decide to look at and post porn, whether it be for humor or not.

"I wonder what night of the week will be porn night."
"Last time I checked, it was Sunday."

by Dadyzlilgurl4645 October 9, 2016

Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them

I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted

by Johov October 23, 2011

Porn Horrifioso

when youve seen a porn thats so horrific you cant get it out of your head.

i got a case of the porn horrifioso today

by MrBomangles January 22, 2011

porn star

Someone who has sex on camera for money. More often than not it is a person who had a terrible childhood, probably consisting of drug ridden and/or abusive parent(s) or being the victim of numerous rapes. They use sex to fill the empty void in their life because they have no other way of gaining satisfaction. Some people like to argue its normal because sex is natural, but these people are morons who should be sterilized for the benefit of all humanity. They fail to understand what effect psychology has on human sexuality because, as stated in the previous sentence, they are complete idiots and should be sterilized against their will. Or killed. Preferably killed so people like me don't have to know they exist.

Porn stars like to pretend their life doesn't suck, but in reality they have incredibly low self esteem and are mostly drug addicts. How fortunate for them we live in a completely idiotic society that thinks their behavior is normal.

by happy misanthropist May 5, 2013

Porn Shop

A store that sells pornography.

Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."

Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"

Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."

by AFiiziii July 31, 2010

Walrus Porn

When two or more large black women "go at it in bed" or have sex on camera and post it online for an audience to watch.

Person 1: "Dude I just watched some hot walrus porn."

Person 2: "That's pretty messed up, man."

by Raskeet Onyamum aka Royden January 2, 2014

Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011