Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

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Get the Choke on pipemug.

pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.

by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015

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Get the pipes are cleanmug.

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

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Get the Australian Cone Pipemug.

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.

"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."

by advar February 1, 2022

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Get the The Pipe Slammug.

Sewage Pipe

The act of shitting into a female’s vagina(or ass) and then proceeding to insert a phallic object. This phrase utilizes the slang “pipe” which typically means “to fuck”.

Johnny: Damn, it smells like a fucking farmhouse in here. What did you two do last night.”

Roger: Yo, we hit the sewage pipe on the bed, didn’t get it all out. My bad, but it was worth it.

by Sanitation Engineer July 19, 2021

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