Noah is a strog-willed, athletic, handsome, nice, and funny person. You can't help but smile when he walks in a room. He has many male and female friends, but is still waiting for the right girl. If you ARE a girl, you'll probably be finding yourself going to all of his football games just to get another look of him. He's a great guy to be around and will always make you try to laugh, and you will even though you don't want to. Most of the time it's not that he doesn't like you, it's just that he is too shy to come up and talk to you and he likes it better when you talk to him first. Overall, if you have a Noah in your life, hold on to him and know how lucky you are to be friends with him. And if your his girlfriend, well now I'm just jealous of you.
Girl 1: Are you going to the game tonight?
Girl 2: Duh! Noah's playing today, why wouldn't I?
Girl 1: Fair point.
Girl 2: Duh! Noah's playing today, why wouldn't I?
Girl 1: Fair point.
by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 October 12, 2023
Get the Noahmug. 
by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
Get the Noahmug. The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.
by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022
Get the Noahmug. the best person you could ever ask for. kind, chivalrous, sweet, and a cowboy. someone who loves you for you and wants what is best for you. but never break their heart is it heard to repair it, it takes lots of love. anyways, they have a very fiery personality so you need to be able to calm them down.
by sarah1216 December 9, 2020
Get the noah salazarmug.