Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.

-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 May 21, 2020

Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers

That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels

by Big Teaa January 10, 2017

shoe peeker

Person who looks under the bathroom divider in hopes to identify the source of the foul, bowel stench

EXAMPLE:
Chris looks under the stall divider to look for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

Chris was a Shoe Peeker while looking for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

by FloridaBoy December 17, 2014

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014