Moon Phaces

When you look different in your pictures. Changes like moon phases and you have no idea what you actually look like.

Cancers have moon phaces.

by Moon b August 24, 2020

moon boi

Someone who can't go more than 4 seconds without shouting "dogEcOin tO tHe mo0n"

you : Hi my name is sarah, nice to meet you
moon boi: bro u need to buy shiba german shepherd terrier coin, its about to go to the moon
you: fuck off, moon boi

by moonboi42069 September 25, 2021

Mooning

When a stock precipitously increases in value over a short period of time, often due to speculative fervor

AMC stock is mooning today because the boys on wallstreetbets are at it again

by darkmagi2387 June 8, 2021

Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025

brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

by cosmic user January 23, 2020