mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 3, 2008

Mobeth

Referring to your own mother.

MOE - BETH

Hey mobeth how are you today?

by jimmy09090909 June 13, 2009

mobbyists

lemmings, typically uneducated, who try to influence public policy on behalf of a special interest by acting as shit disturbers at town halls or other public events. Mobbyists appear to represent grassroots concerns but in reality are astroturf foot soldiers.

The town hall on healthcare was disrupted by a small fringe group when mobbyists arrived on a bus from teabagger headquarters and kept screaming "SOCIALIST!" everytime Congressman Smith attempted to answer a question.

by Kyle in Jax August 4, 2009

Mobovision

A Youtube Channel providing comedy for the masses. It is a web show that will make you laugh and pee your pants. Got check it out.

-Hey what are you doing?
-Just watching the Mobovision Channel on Youtube.
-Is it funny?
-Heck yea it is, check it out!

by Mobo Besson December 12, 2009

mobile dumping

The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you

matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!

by cock robinson January 8, 2010

Mobtrickery

Mobtrickery is when your phone behaves oddly, not sending or recieving texts properly. It also refers to the those individuals that do not understand the most simple collections of words and phrases in your average text.

text message: I sense mobtrickery afoot :)

Girl: I don't understand - its too complicated :( etc.

by Wordsmithhtimsdrow February 19, 2010