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Iron Maiden. What to say? Iron Maiden is the greatest metal band to have ever existed, ever, and there is no arguing. Steve Harris is a fucking genius songwriter, not to mention the most Godlike bassist who EVER LIVED. You could basically cut off his hands, and he'd still be better than Les Claypool. He's that good. Don't forget, Bruce Dickinson is the most amazing singer, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, and Janick Gers are the most amazing guitarists, and Nicko McBrain is the most amazing drummer to ever set foot anywhere in space. Ever.

Iron Maiden is not to be argued with, because their mascot Eddie, who is the fucking beastliest, coolest mascot EVER, will rip your head off. They are the greatest band ever, and people that like metal, but not Iron Maiden, should have their nipples ripped off and glued to their eyeballs.
Iron Maiden's best song is either "Hallowed be thy Name", "The Trooper", "Killers", or "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".

Maybe "Aces High".

Maidenhead: Iron Maiden fuckin roxorz my soxorz.
Fuckingdouche: Iron Maiden sucks.
*Maidenhead then proceeds to rip Fuckingdouche's pubic hair out and staple it to Fuckingdouche's face.
Fuckingdouche: You've converted me... Iron Maiden is fucking amazing.
Maidenhead: Damn straight.
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gorham, maine

The best town in the world!! We have our own pizza shop, coffee shop, and black market hand bag shop. Everyone wishes the lived here.

The upper part(north gorham) is called the Sticks. People from the Sticks like to think they are their own little town. They are wrong. They are Gorhamites just like the rest of us.

Kids from Gorham like to hang out behind Shop n' Save and in the woods. But if you are really cool, you can hang IN Shop n' Save.

Adults from Gorham usually spend their time in Portland, so basically nobody with a drivers liscence wants to hang here.

If you were raised in Gorham, then go to USM, you automatically become a Townie.
by Emo Jo April 18, 2005
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mainstream

Metal went mainstream and now its pretty much dead, grunge died as quickly as it rose to mainstream, rap is way too mainstream and is gonna be next.
by h8theh8rs September 3, 2006
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main screen turn on

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.
by Vervius October 29, 2003
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Portland, maine

the best motherfucking city in the world. where you can live, eat, play, and fuck, within a 5 mile radius. portland maine is the OG portland. the munjoy hill district is possibly the best place to hang out. EVAR. oregon stole portland from us, because they couldn't come up with their own fucking name. those ore-fags.
dude, portland, maine is THE shit. like, fo realz.
by teresaa February 5, 2009
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main squeeze

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Maine

Possibly the strangest state in the U.S. of A. Have you ever wanted to visit a cute, rich costal town but still be able to drive 20 minutes in order to see a shithole ghetto? Want to attend a gay pride parade and Nazi party rally in a day? How about beautiful mountain regions to abandoned, trashed cities? Then holy fuck Maine is the place for you!

Also has dairy farming, Moxie and lobster!
Maine: If you're not in the hills or on the coast, look out for fentanyl syringes lining the streets.
by skitheeastyeti October 22, 2018
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