Luke

A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man

oh god damn it, Luke is here....

by Trez69 May 24, 2025

Luke

If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.

Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .

by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018

Luke Roring

Noun; a guy who is well-liked and pretty neat. Often is interesting and tells funny jokes, and is usually successful. Luke Roring will most likely be in charge of many groups and activities. Just a pretty quality person.

Josh: Yo, Luke Roring is in charge of a ton of things and lots of people like him cause he tells funny jokes.

by naviryroring November 23, 2021

Luke

A horrible person who is usually homophobic and hates all men that aren’t straight but doesn’t mind lesbians because they like women

“Get the fuck away from me you gay shit”

“Wow, such a Luke”

by LordBotanist November 24, 2021

luke hammerquist

Luke Hammerquist is the love of my life I love him so much but he hates me kind of but he’s so mean and nice and hot so I’m going to marry him

Luke Hammerquist is hot

by LA HAMMERQUIST April 4, 2021

luke peebles

a man that loves other men, is extremely ugly and that no one likes. often got nonce like traits.

don't you hate Luke Peebles.

by luke peebles sucks May 22, 2022

Luke harris

A Luke Harris is a very rare specimen only found in the dangerous plains of central Ohio. If one has the chance to meet Luke Harris his life will be changed forever. He is a strong believer in the fact that Canada is not real. He has a special haircut and sitting at the same table as him at lunch is at the same time an honor and a curse. He plays the saxophone and doesn't hesitate to play careless whisper from time to time. A Luke Harris is an interesting specimen and meeting him is an unforgettable event in life.

hi luke harris !

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by CanadaIsNotReal January 30, 2023