Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020

Poseyese Lick

When Posey sees toes that she likes so the licks them dry.

Posey really does those Poseyese Licks. Have you seen her do a Goombap or Goomboop?

by Goomba420 February 14, 2023

Lick of English

when an English man wants to have a little lick.

I don’t know a lick of English.

by Outdoorsea July 1, 2021

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022

that lick

that hoe got herpes

she got that lick

by thecleanmfer34 April 28, 2021

Licks

To get your licks in is equivalent to get my hits in. Getting in a lick means to land a hit in a fight

Ima get my licks in though.
I got a couple of licks in.

by Dodger2234 September 22, 2021

devious lick

The "Devious Lick" trend, which is now being banned as a trending search on the social media platform, involves students breaking, taking and vandalizing items on school campuses

Student 1: Aye yo what happened to all the soap dispensers?
Student 2: Looks like somebody broke in and hit a devious lick last night

by VtheDon September 17, 2021