jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Jordan

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a person that would most likely to hurt a Down syndrome person for no reason,Jordan also is the person to have no friends and be home schooled there by Jordan’s have no soul

Random kid:hey Jordan
Jordan: shut up stupid*kicks out of gc*

by ToesKrustIsYummy January 11, 2020

Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024