This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 20, 2013
by stewartc25 November 03, 2014
A. A half assed job
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior
1. When you're told to paint a wall and you brush it twice, you've done a navy job.
2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."
2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."
by Itakeitintheasseverydayfrommyship January 14, 2004
A knot-job is a sexual act where one guy ties knots in a length of rope and pushes them up the asshole of another dude and then begins jacking him off. When the guy is reaching the point of no return, he pulls them out one by one -- as each knot pops out, the guy spurts a shot of an historic rope-gasm.
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
by The Bandito June 08, 2006
1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.
1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"
by S H I Z A October 30, 2009
The giving of head underneath water. When the female is wearing scuba gear and pulls of the mouthpiece to blow the man.
"Jenny came over to go swimming last night, and she totally gave me a scuba-job right in my grand-parent's pool!"
by Tim Dooley January 10, 2008